It's nothing, but I -

Three commandments of a woodlouse

1. A woodlouse is not too concerned about chirps from the outside

2. Fourteen legs, thirteen legs, what difference does it make? 

3. And he observes day-to-day duties with amazing mental fortitude (grouse all you want, but when all is said and done, these are things you can’t make disappear)

Well, three more years to a Cat anyway,

then you’re all good!